WTF Is Inside HERmones

You’re not asking for a miracle. Just something that actually helps.

Here’s what’s inside HERmones — the unapologetic toolkit for hormones, chaos, and glow.

Glow that matches your hormones, not hides them.

Strength for your muscles, brain, and chaos (hi, creatine)

The sidekick that calls you out, lifts you up, and makes you laugh.

What came next weren’t just features.
They were survival tools, sass-savers, and soul-holders.

Your Daily Drama Briefing

Delivered by the Icons Who’ve Seen It All.

Track your skin, libido, and even the “irritated-by-his-breathing” scale — proof it’s not in your head. HERmones gives you a daily
hormonal briefing from our icons, with HERmones-Label™ tags so everyone knows the weather before it spirals.

When doctors dismissed you and friends didn’t get it:

Your daily sidekick for symptoms, sanity, and sass.

Suggests rituals and tools based on your mood, logs, and life stage

Decodes your Glow Score (aka: how you’re really doing)

Isn’t a therapist. Is a damn good translator of hormonal chaos.

Sends nudges like: “You’re two rage cycles from saying something wild. Want to log instead?”

Your daily translator for symptoms and solutions.

You needed someone to say “I believe you. Let’s fix it.” Madam connects the dots between your symptoms, your logs, and your needs — so healing doesn’t feel like guesswork anymore.

Ritual Kits

Mini moments designed to shift your day.

When your body felt alien — but you still wanted to look hot:

Hormonize Your Look + Feel

Because beauty isn’t just makeup - it’s skin, strength, and sanity matched to your hormones.

Your color palette meets your hormone vibe

Personalized lipstick/makeup shades by undertone and energy
Skincare mapped to your cycle + products that soothe not strip
Glow score meets glow-up

HERwear

Where hormones show up first, we show you how to glow

Track flare-ups like dryness, acne, sensitivity
Skincare mapped to your cycle + products that soothe not strip

HERskin

Strength isn’t just in your head-it’s in your cells

Backed by science (creatine, vitamins, adaptogens)
Ritualized supplements for recovery, energy, and focus

HERhealth

When you were trying to hold it together for your kids:

Low Energy Mode

Support Circle

Sometimes the strongest thing you can do is say: “I can’t today.” HERmones adjusts to your capacity, nudges with kindness, and lets your circle show up for you — even when you can’t explain why you’re crashing.