MENOPAUSE IS A BITCH. SO ARE WE.

The unapologetic toolkit for your hormones, your chaos, and your glow.

MENOPAUSE IS A BITCH. SO ARE WE.

The unapologetic toolkit for your hormones, your chaos, and your glow.

And no one gave me a manual — so I built HERmones.

Welcome to the first app that tracks your glow, supports your journey, and helps you navigate your hormones with clarity and humor.

Chin Hairs & Chaos Moments

This isn’t just a wellness brand. It was born in the middle of hormonal hell — when my moods didn’t make sense, my energy tanked, and I no longer recognized myself in the mirror.

I was dismissed by doctors, misunderstood by people I loved, and barely holding it together.

Now? I help women feel like themselves again — and love who they’re becoming. This is for every chin hair, every chaos moment, and every woman who’s been told she’s ‘just overreacting.’

Chin Hairs & Chaos Moments

This isn’t just a wellness brand. It was born in the middle of hormonal hell — when my moods didn’t make sense, my energy tanked, and I no longer recognized myself in the mirror.

I was dismissed by doctors, misunderstood by people I loved, and barely holding it together.

Now? I help women feel like themselves again — and love who they’re becoming. This is for every chin hair, every chaos moment, and every woman who’s been told she’s ‘just overreacting.’

What You Get

HERmones helps you feel better and look better — because how you feel shows up in how you look.

Glow Score

Forecast for your mood + your glow.

Hermones-Label™

Daily drama briefing (emotional weather report).

Sassy Logging

Quick chaos tracking.

Ritual Library

Survival + glow rituals in one place

HERskin

Skincare + product recos for hormone-driven changes.

Madam Menop AI Coach

AI coach that calls you out, lifts you up, and makes you laugh

WTF Is Inside It?

No More Whispering

We talk about it all: libido dips, rage, chin hairs, cravings, and crying in the bathroom stall. HERmones gives your hormones a language. And your life a little more dignity (and humor).

No More Whispering

We talk about it all: libido dips, rage, chin hairs, cravings, and crying in the bathroom stall. HERmones gives your hormones a language. And your life a little more dignity (and humor).

Built by a TBI survivor, MILF-in-the-making, and unapologetic hormone rebel.

My story isn’t clean. But it’s real.

And HERmones is my love letter to every woman in the middle of the mess.

Built by a TBI survivor, MILF-in-the-making, and unapologetic hormone rebel.

My story isn’t clean. But it’s real.

And HERmones is my love letter to every woman in the middle of the mess.